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SONGFABLE · 1987

Fairytale of New York

THE POGUES FEAT. KIRSTY MACCOLL · 1987 · NEW YORK CITY, USA

TL;DR: The most beloved Christmas song in Britain and Ireland is not really a Christmas song at all — it's a brutal, tender argument between two broken Irish immigrants in a New York drunk tank, written partly on a bet, sung by a woman who was never supposed to be on it, and it never even reached number one.
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The Christmas song that hates Christmas songs

Here is the strange truth at the heart of "Fairytale of New York": it was conceived, at least in part, as an act of spite against the very genre it now rules. The story — told so many times by the band that it has hardened into legend — is that Elvis Costello, who was producing The Pogues in the mid-1980s, bet Shane MacGowan that he couldn't write a Christmas duet without it collapsing into schmaltz. Whether the bet was real or half-remembered pub mythology, the challenge was genuine: write a Christmas song for people who find Christmas songs unbearable. Write one for the people who spend the holiday in a police cell, a hospital ward, or a bedsit with the heating off.

MacGowan and his bandmate Jem Finer took that challenge and spent more than two years failing at it. Early drafts were, by Finer's own admission, sentimental in exactly the way they were trying to avoid — his wife reportedly told him one version was simply bad, and suggested the song should be an argument instead. That note changed everything. The finished song is a fight: two voices tearing strips off each other across a barroom, hurling insults that would get the record banned, edited, debated, and defended for the next four decades. And somehow, out of all that bile, it became the song that makes grown adults cry in supermarkets every December.

A band of beautiful chaos, and the woman who saved the song

To understand why this song exists, you have to understand who The Pogues were. Formed in London in 1982 by the children and grandchildren of Irish immigrants, they did something genuinely radical: they took traditional Irish folk music — the accordions, the tin whistles, the rebel-song swagger — and played it with the speed, volume, and self-destruction of punk rock. Shane MacGowan, born in Kent to Tipperary parents and raised between England and Ireland, was their ruined-angel frontman: a songwriter of astonishing literary gifts housed in a man who seemed determined to drink himself into folklore. For the Irish diaspora in London — a community that had faced "No Irish" signs within living memory — The Pogues were a vindication. For everyone else, they were the best live band in Britain.

"Fairytale of New York" took its title from J.P. Donleavy's 1973 novel A Fairy Tale of New York, which was reportedly lying around the studio. The song was originally built as a duet between MacGowan and the band's bassist, Cait O'Riordan, and early demos with her exist. But by the time the band finally cracked the arrangement in 1987 — recording at RAK Studios in London with producer Steve Lillywhite — O'Riordan had left the band. The female part, the song's whole second engine, had no voice.

Lillywhite's solution was sitting at home. His wife was Kirsty MacColl — a brilliant English singer-songwriter who had written hits for others, scored her own with a Billy Bragg cover, and was at that point semi-sidelined by stage fright and record-label misfortune. Lillywhite took the tapes home and had her record a guide vocal, just to show the band how the part could work. The band heard it and realised there was nothing to improve. MacColl didn't just sing the part; she inhabited it, giving the woman in the song equal weight, equal wit, and arguably the sharper tongue. It is one of pop history's great accidents: the definitive performance on the song was a demo by someone who wasn't in the band.

For American readers, there's a lovely transatlantic wrinkle here too. The video — shot in New York in November 1987 — features a young Matt Dillon as the police officer hauling MacGowan into the cells, treating the singer with a gentleness that mirrors the song's own. And the NYPD Pipes and Drums band who appear in it reportedly didn't know the old Irish ballad the lyrics reference them playing — so on camera, it is said, they mimed along to the Mickey Mouse Club march instead, slowed down in the edit so nobody would notice. A fairytale, indeed: even the police band is a beautiful lie.

What the song is actually about

Strip away the sleigh bells — there aren't many anyway — and "Fairytale of New York" is a short story in three acts, closer to Eugene O'Neill than to Bing Crosby.

It opens in the cells. A man is drying out in a New York drunk tank on Christmas Eve, listening to an old drunk sing a sentimental ballad about the west of Ireland — the song every emigrant knows, the one about the place you left and idealise precisely because you'll never go back. Lying there, the man turns his face away and dreams of the woman he loves. The piano intro, played with aching restraint by the band's accordionist James Fearnley, sounds exactly like that: memory arriving uninvited.

Then the song flashes back, and the tempo kicks. We're in the couple's early days: he's lucky, flush, full of promises; she's dazzled by the city. New York in their telling is all glamour and possibility — cars as big as bars, music in the streets, Sinatra on the air, the giddy certainty that this Christmas is the first of many and that the good times are only beginning. MacGowan deliberately framed the city as the immigrant's dream-version of America, the one sold to generations of Irish people who sailed west; he reportedly wrote his parts before he'd ever properly experienced New York, imagining it through movies and other people's stories, which is precisely why it glows the way only imagined places do.

And then act three: the dream curdles. Years have passed. He's a drunk; she's addicted and hospitalised; the promises have rotted. What follows is the most famous argument in popular music — a volley of insults in which each calls the other cheap, worthless, washed-up, and worse, climaxing in her wish that this Christmas be his last. The language is gutter-mouthed by design: MacGowan always insisted these were not his views but his characters' — two people at the bottom, in an era when that's how people at the bottom talked, using the cruellest words they know because cruelty is the only power they have left.

But the song's secret — the reason it destroys people — is the final exchange. She accuses him of stealing her dreams when she first found him. And he answers with the most devastating line of devotion in the Christmas canon: he didn't steal them, he kept them — folded them in with his own, because he couldn't make it alone, because he had built everything he was around her. It reframes the entire fight. These two people aren't enemies; they are each other's last possession. The "fairytale" of the title is bitterly ironic and completely sincere at the same time: the American dream failed them, the city chewed them up, and yet the love underneath the wreckage is real. The choir of NYPD officers singing about Galway Bay, the bells ringing out on Christmas Day — it's the sound of hope persisting where it has absolutely no right to.

The ban-wars, the chart curse, and two terrible losses

Released in November 1987, the song raced toward the UK Christmas number one and was beaten — agonisingly — by the Pet Shop Boys' cover of "Always on My Mind." It settled for number two in the UK and number one in Ireland, and then did something no other Christmas runner-up has done: it refused to die. It has re-entered the UK charts every December since downloads began counting, year after year, and is routinely voted the nation's favourite Christmas song in polls on both sides of the Irish Sea. The song that lost Christmas 1987 has quietly won every Christmas since.

It has also been fought over almost continuously. The slurs traded in the argument verse — particularly one homophobic insult — have triggered repeated rounds of broadcasting controversy. BBC Radio 1 briefly censored the song in 2007, reversed itself within a day after public outcry, then opted in 2020 to play an alternative version with softened lyrics — a version MacColl herself had sung on Top of the Pops back in 1992. MacGowan, before his death, responded with characteristic nuance: the words belonged to a character who was not meant to be admirable, he said, but if cutting them spared people pain, he wouldn't fight it. The argument flares up every December like the song's own internal weather, and in a strange way it keeps the record alive — forcing each generation to re-litigate what art owes its listeners.

Then there are the ghosts. Kirsty MacColl died in December 2000, aged 41, killed by a speedboat in Cozumel, Mexico, while diving with her sons — she reportedly pushed one of them out of the boat's path in her final moments. Every December since, the song has doubled as her memorial. And Shane MacGowan died on 30 November 2023, just as the song's season was beginning. His funeral in Tipperary became a national event in Ireland: the President attended, and when "Fairytale of New York" was performed in the church, the congregation rose and danced in the pews. A Christmas song about dying in the gutter was sent off, fittingly, with a party.

Why it still wrecks us

Most Christmas songs sell you the holiday as it's supposed to be. "Fairytale of New York" tells you the truth about how it often is: that Christmas is the season when every failure is illuminated, when the gap between the life you promised yourself and the life you got is at its widest, when the phone call home hurts. It's the Christmas song for emigrants and exiles, for anyone far from where they started — which, in the modern world, is nearly everyone.

And yet it isn't bleak, and this is the miracle of it. The song holds two truths at once: these people destroyed each other, and they are each other's home. The boys of the police choir still sing; the bells still ring. MacGowan's genius was understanding that hope means nothing in a song until you've paid for it, and "Fairytale of New York" pays full price. That's why a foul-mouthed duet about addiction, failure, and a night in the cells has outlasted every gleaming, sleigh-belled rival. It earned its bells.

Play it this December. Somewhere in the second verse, when the orchestra swells and the two voices finally sing together about the promises of that first Christmas, you'll feel it — the whole doomed, gorgeous fairytale, still coming true and falling apart at the same time, every single year.

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